Sunday, August 29, 2021

First Frost! (2295.9 mi +90.9 -136.1)

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I got to see Mt. Ranier today!

Leaving Trout Lake went smoothly. But that night it got cold. Literally freezing cold. I got to see the morning frost on some plants for the first time on trail. I'm pretty stoked, but I also need a warmer hat, and maybe some gloves.

Before I got into my campsite on that first night, I got tons of good views of Mt. Adams. I particularly like the photos near sunset when the low-angle sun only hits the mountain. I probably should have been making dinner in camp by then, but I got delayed. By huckleberries.

The first two days out of Trout Lake had so many huckleberries! They are so good that I felt like I was doing more foraging than hiking for a lot of the early afternoon. I probably ate a full cup of the two days. There are some that are on trail at convenient hand-height. But there are more and larger berries available if you're willing to go off trail into the patch. And I was more than willing.

Today has been amazing in its own way. I was exposed for a significant section (~10 miles) for the first time since the Sierras. The views were incredible, both back towards Mt. Adams and off to the side to see Mt. Ranier. And all of the ridges and creeks that I don't know the name of, but was happy to hike through and take pictures of.

After I got back below treeline this afternoon, it was just smooth downhill cruising to White Pass. Now I'm waiting for my pizza in Packwood, and am planning to do all of my resupply tomorrow, since it's getting late tonight.

- Happy Meal, 1124


Friday, August 27, 2021

Wonderful Wet Washington (2219.1 mi +77.6 -136.1)

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Even after a long weekend off trail, I'm still ahead of pace!

Getting back on trail was a struggle. After a late night into Portland, I got on trail a little after 10:30 am, mentally and physically exhausted. I managed 11 miles and fell asleep at 6 pm.

During those 11 miles, I ran into Sunshine! I met her back before my birthday, on day 4. It was awesome to see her again. She was hiking with her non-thru-hiking friend, who I also met back on day 6. It was great to see them both, and they hung out well after I fell asleep.

On Wednesday I got my trail legs back under me, though I still hadn't caught up on sleep. Got 28 miles in, finishing on a climb that made me doubt whether my trail legs had actually returned. (Sunshine made the call to drop off a few miles shorter.)

But everything actually clicked on Thursday. Did 31 and met a whole bunch of new and old friends. Trail Days and a bachelor party completely shuffled who's where, so plenty of people who haven't seen each other in 1000 miles are bumping into each other.

And now I'm in Trout Lake, eating huckleberry everything while drinking a huckleberry mimosa. It's a good life, but my battery's about to die.

- Happy Meal


Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Oregon? More like 俺GONE! (2148.0 mi +174.0 -136.1)

Have I been waiting since before the start of Oregon to make a bad multilingual pun? Of course

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Unsurprisingly, I took a zero day in Bend. It did wonders for my mental and physical health. I got a ride out on Sunday with UberDucky, and restarted my adventure just north of the Olallie Lake closure.

Sunday was pretty uneventful. I met up with Hazmat on the ride out, but was almost entirely alone through intermittent burn areas for an easy 20 miles, starting at 1 pm. Filtering water with my new bag was great. So was setting up my tent with my new adjustable-length trekking poles. (Sadly aluminum, since I couldn't find the carbon fiber version at the Bend REI.)

On Monday I listened to the start of the new Critical Role campaign while I hiked through a smoky day. The characters in the campaign were in a situation where they were taking levels of exhaustion from breathing in too much ash. (I'm a pro at demotivating myself via too-real fiction at this point.) I tried not to think about it too much, and kept my breathing slow, steady, and through my nostrils only. (Mouthfuls of ash taste bad, unsurprisingly.) I cruised through my 29.9 mile day pretty easily, unlike the characters in Critical Role.

The easiest way to drive from Bend to Olallie overshot north on the way, so I had a bunch of moments where I crossed a road and thought, "I could have been dropped off here instead." I felt a mix of wistfulness and strength of will from hiking those extra miles.

On Tuesday there was a cold rain all day. I was pretty stoked about it from a "maybe some fires will go out" perspective, but it was annoying to hike in. But honestly, Tuesday was easy and awesome. I hit Timberline Lodge for a breakfast buffet after the first 2 miles of cold rain walking. Then, near the end of my day, there were 3 unrelated groups doing trail magic at the same parking lot! I got a cocktail (Dark and Stormy), hot food (pulled chicken sandwich), and dessert (brownies). They even had canopies to hide from the drizzle for a bit, which were sheltering about a dozen hikers in ponchos. I hung out from about 5:30 to 6:45, then did another 5 miles before setting up camp.

It got cold Tuesday night, and waking up to a wet tent and a cold morning Wednesday was not encouraging. I powered through the morning, wearing more clothes than was strictly optimal, since I wanted to stay warm more than I wanted to go fast.

Then the weather decided that Wednesday was gonna be a beautiful day instead. Around 10 am the rain cleared up and the clouds went away. The sun felt so good on my cold legs, since the high today was only in the 70s. The low was sub-40. The descent into Cascade Locks was fast and easy, giving me plenty of time to spend on the phone.

I made sure to walk far enough on the Bridge of the Gods to get into Washington before turning around. Let the final state commence!

Then I had to get to Portland's airport. Since Uber and Lyft and my own thumb let me down, I had to take a very expensive taxi ride into a Walmart, where I bought town clothes for the flight. I then went to a Planet Fitness, where I had a discussion with the clerk about a guest pass. I was attempting to not get a monthly bill, since gyms in general have a bad reputation about that. He was trying to gently turn away this homeless guy. I ended up winning the standoff, and somehow also didn't have to pay at all. I'm still a little confused about that one.

But anyway, I'm now clean, wearing mostly clean clothes, and ready to take a long weekend off trail, after a stupid-early flight into Philly.

Happy Meal, 1119

PS - I'm now posting this just before getting back on trail, but I wrote it last Wednesday night.

Friday, August 13, 2021

The Bad Week (1983.7 mi +114.7 -73.1)

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I'm in Bend! After a hell of a time getting here. It's been hot. My feet are pounding due to suboptimal equipment, changing back to minimalist footwear, long days, and sharp rocks. I just spent $200 at REI bringing my gear almost up to par with what I had before this week. Ugh.

In Mazama Village, the resupply was awful. I had heard about it, but still was unprepared. The only protein options were overpriced jerky and peanut butter. I made do, having packed in an extra dinner and some good trail mix. I was warned about the quality. The general store also had the slowest internet you could possibly call internet, shared among a bunch of teenagers who were unhappy about being pulled out to a National Park for a day, and a bunch of thru-hikers trying to upload pictures and download podcasts and audiobooks.

Then I made a huge mistake: I hiked the PCT. Almost everyone near Crater Lake takes the Crater Lake Rim Trail, an alternate trail that cuts a few miles off the PCT, but has harder climbing than the actual PCT. As a consequence of this mistake, I never actually saw Crater Lake. Whoops.

And then I made another mistake: eating lunch in a parking lot in a national park. When I finished my meal, my trekking poles were gone. There was enough person-traffic and car-traffic that I have no idea when in that hour my poles were taken. They were just on the other side of the tree from me! I was fuming mad about this for a while, obviously.

And then, bam, trail magic! Sam's (not the Pizza Brikk Sam that I know) grandparents were waiting for him, and had a nice spread by the side of Highway 138, where I interrogated every thru-hiker about whether they had seen who took my poles. No luck, obviously. Not a great Sunday out of Crater Lake.

Monday was mostly uneventful. But I found a walking stick that miraculously managed to pitch my tent, so I was reasonably optimistic about getting into Bend without being eaten alive by bugs, which started to show up as water became more plentiful. Ponds and lakes everywhere. (The reason I ate lunch in a parking lot on Sunday was the water cache located there.)

Then Tuesday was a relatively short day (25 instead of 30+) into Shelter Cove, which also had a low-quality general store, though well above Mazama. I also reconnected with a bunch of hikers I hadn't met in a long time there: Splash and Tamale, Near Miss (formerly Brian of Brian and Jasper fame. Jasper had to drop off trail to start senior year), FKAT (Formerly Known As Tall. Small dropped off trail), and some of the Blob, who I briefly met near Cajon Pass. The Blob remembered me better than I remembered them, since I met all 12 of them at once, while they met me when I ate my first Happy Meal on trail.

I was feeling reasonably optimistic about getting back on trail Wednesday morning, and had a hard but satisfying day Wednesday. I even got trail magic again for lunch! Ducky's parents do magic pretty regularly near Charlton Lake. I almost stopped before there for lunch, but pressed on just long enough to see the unique signs that they had posted.

So naturally Wednesday afternoon had to suck. I was hiking near the end of the day through an area with a ton of downed trees. On one of those trees I leaned on my walking stick a little too hard and broke it. It had been buggy all day, so pitching a tent was necessary. I was only a mile or two out from camp at this point, and I did not find a stick that would pitch the tent well. I did find one to pitch the tent poorly, but bloodied my left hand a bit snapping it down to size. My feet were also killing me at this point, after a 31.6 + 1.5 mile day (Shelter Cove was a decent way off trail.) As the mosquito swarms woke up, I managed to get inside my tent, but without enough room to sit up. And barely enough room to roll onto my side.

I don't remember if I cried or not that night, but I was certainly miserable enough. I didn't have the room to cook dinner, instead eating Hershey's and Skittles for a 600 calorie (read: not nearly enough) meal. I woke up as miserable as I went to sleep. And also dehydrated, since I hadn't gotten water in the tent-setup-fiasco. I debated taking a picture of my sad, sad, tent, but instead broke camp as fast as humanly possible on Thursday morning.

I got water pretty early on Thursday (yay ponds everywhere) and had plenty to drink at that point. Dumbbell Lake is a cool name for a place to accidentally leave your dirty bladder. I realized that particular mistake about 12 miles later, well past the point of no return. I definitely enjoyed cooling off my legs at Sisters Mirror Lake after failing to call some people. (It was probably better that they didn't hear me bitch relentlessly.) I demoted one of my clean bladders to dirty, and finagled the lines so that the gravity filter still filtered. It didn't work very well, so it took a while.

I did the same long filtration at dinner, at Bitch Please Pond (not it's actual name, but there's agreement among hikers that it should change). I also took a poop that used the last of my toilet paper on Thursday night. That's always a worrying spot to be in.

I picked a spot where I could cowboy camp without dealing with mosquitoes. But oh boy did I not sleep well  I woke up twice to night hikers coming through. (One of the groups made a wrong turn off the PCT, and I directed them back. My cowboy spot was 50 ft down a side trail.) I woke up 3 or 4 times to insects in my ear. Would not recommend. Since I wasn't sure whether they were flies or ants, they didn't add to the kill count. And I swear I heard a mosquito once, but I may have been drifting in and out of a nightmare.

I woke up later than usual, exhausted. I would have mixed my last instant coffee, but I was worried about stimulating my digestive system. I got water without filtering it at the beautiful natural waterfall in the cover photo. Of course, once I had drank this water, I walked up trail to find a group of weekenders camped within 20 feet of the source of the falls, with a line strung up indicating that they had recently done laundry. I drank all of the water unfiltered anyway. This was a bad idea.

Naturally my easy 15 mile day today was mostly over lava rock, which made my feet feel like they were on fire. At one point, when I was ready to hit a climb hard, I had to wait a few minutes for a pack train to pass. I've waited for freight trains that moved faster than this group. When I finally got to Mackenzie Pass, I was convinced the hitch was gonna be impossible, since there was nowhere for cars to stop.

But then everything improved as I walked up the road a tenth of a mile to the observatory, where there were multiple people giving hikers rides. I got fruit and soda and brownies and beer and a ride into Bend. The REI had more or less what I was looking for (trekking poles, but not as good as the ones I lost, and a dirty bladder, but not Platypus brand). The Red Robin had a good burger with endless sweet potato fries. I'm now sharing a room with Splash and Tamale, about to go out to dinner with other hikers. I'm clean and optimistic about the future, and neither of those have been true since last Sunday afternoon.

Happy Meal, 1112

Tuesday, August 3, 2021

Welcome to Oregon! (1718.7 mi +59.7 -73.1)

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I'm in Oregon! Pretty hyped up to have made it out of California. CA was great, but I am ready to move on.

Leaving Etna was a bit more difficult than expected. Mostly because we ended up getting lunch in town before we left, so it was a short day out. We only made it 10 miles on the day, when I had originally planned a full day. Denny Bar (a distillery in Etna) was an awesome place to get lunch, though.

The next day was a pretty standard 31 mile day, with some rain at the end of the day. I used my phone a bunch, stopping to talk to my family for a bit whenever I had service. I got rained on a bit at the end of the day, camping at the end of a dirt road. (With a bunch of other hikers, including Third Wind, Train Wreck, and Lost & Found, who I've been with consistently since Etna.)

The resupply from Etna to Seiad Valley was very short. The descent on Saturday was awful: overgrown trail and fallen trees all over the place. But I got down by lunch, and ate in Seiad Valley for lunch after a frustrating 15 mile morning. The 10 miles at the end of the day were hot and uphill, but the heat broke when a thunderstorm rolled in. It's been nice remembering how to hike in and around the rain, but I'm hoping I get some dry nights in the future.

On Sunday I saw a helicopter dropping water on some new fires started by the lightning. Other than that the day was uneventful, until we got to the state border! We hung out a bunch there, with a few other hikers including Tea Time, who hiked with us a few miles at the end of the day to our tentsite, again on a dirt road. (This one was rockier, which didn't matter after my pad was inflated, but was annoying while cooking dinner.)

Yesterday we got into Ashland for lunch, and are doing another zero here today. (The header includes today's zero.) Oregon has been wonderful for the first few miles, and people here have been so nice! I think I'm going to be pretty close to Portland for my long weekend off trail starting on August 19th. 

I am very amused by housing comparisons between Etna, CA and Ashland, OR. In Etna, our AirBnB host talked about how they use strict zoning to prevent buildings from being "too close to each other or on top of each other". (This was shortly after talking about how charming the downtown was. The downtown is all multi-story contiguous buildings...) In Ashland I've seen my first ongoing construction, with our trail angel hosts mentioning that there has been a lot of new construction responding to increased demand.

- Happy Meal, 1069